what causes a stampeding riot at a pumpkin festival? drunk college students. what could have triggered it? rage at overripe pumpkins? did police use riot asparagus to quell it?
this is what happens when people go off their gluten free diet. is being hit with pumpkin fragments actionable?
will this catch on at colleges? cucumber bashing, yam stabbings, radish gouging, lasagna lashing. a good riot clears the sinuses and burns calories.
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