First I will save the whales. Then I will solve global warming. Then I will find the missing bees. Followed by Jimmy Hoffa. I will save the redwoods and find a cure for pattern baldness. I will fight for clean air and water, immigrant amnesty, smoke free environments, cancellation of Blue Laws, improving compression stockings, revamped TV shows from the 80's, unexplained pauses during parades and the use of prepositions to end sentences.
Before all that, I must master the Velcro straps on my shoes and reorganize my rubber bands by size.
I can't seem to do anything about those chili stains on my shirts.
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