The entire cabinet sighed. The Secretary of the Interior said, We surrender, Mr. President. Whatever you say, we'll support."
The President smiled and nodded. "Reason will always win out. Thinking outside the box is what is needed. Using Alaska as a refuge for illegals is the way to go. Send the bastards up there, let them learn real skills like ice fishing, bear hunting and pipeline work. We need that oil."
He cleared his throat. "We'll get the kids warm clothing and mitts. Global warming my ass. When Burger King offers Veggie burgers, that's when we'll see it. Reminds me, I've got the munchies."
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