RIP

Those who knew Joe before his sudden demise, offered comments after the funeral.

Bastard still owes me $20.
His fashion sense influenced the homeless.
He smelled funny.
He cheated at everything including his bowling score.
He forgot the punchline every single time.
I had three dates with him and still can't be certain he has a penis.
On Halloween he dressed as Colin Powell and ordered kids to salute him.
He tried to learn trombone, resulting in a citizen's arrest.
He went to nursing homes and performed magic before the residents locked him in a storage closet.
He believed all nuns were Soviet spies.
He was convinced toasters were demonized.
When he tried to learn signing, one deaf woman beat him senseless after he accidentally signed Want to see my hernia scar?