I got house plants to keep me company during the pandemic. God, what a mistake. Never heard so much bitching.
I need more light! You haven't watered me in days!
You never talk to me!
I need to be pruned right now! Stop walking around in your underwear!
It;s my condo and I have to deal with this nonsense. Finally, I went out and got two enforcers. Put them right in the middle of those whining oxygen suckers. A giant cactus and a pot of stink weed. That should shut the bastards up.
I'm going back to my sock puppets who adore me.
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