One Munchkin

 I'm sitting in Dunkin' when a woman walks in and orders one munchkin. The counter girl asks her to repeat that, which she does. The employee assures her she can order three, six, a dozen munchkins, but the woman is stubborn. She leaves with her order and I had every right to follow her outside and make a citizen's arrest. Totally justified. That munchkin was in her stomach by the time she got to her car. Who disrespects American capitalism like that and considers themselves a productive member of society? We need to crack down on this sort of anti-social behavior. Our whole value system is crumbling. I'll bet she's a Socialist.