Pogo

Alice and Fran were doing their weekly Saturday pogo stick journey through town. As they bounced, Alice revealed she read something in a medical journal. Researchers were working on a new vibrator which could not only cause orgasms, but impregnate women. Fran said if that's the case who needs men?
They hopped around a corner and saw two muscular men unloading a truck. Maybe we spoke too soon, Alice said. One of the men made a sexist remark as they women hopped past.
You're on borrowed time, Alice yelled as they pogoed off to lunch.