Cpt. Bly, the Pug

Cpt. Bly, a pug, trusted none of the other dogs in the dog park. He was convinced they were planning something against him. When another animal approached and sniffed his butt, he tightened up in suspicion. High end poodles and that snotty afghan wanted nothing to do with him.He isolated himself and refused to romp with the other dogs. Truthfully, pugs don't actually romp. They take a few steps and stop to rest.
One day, a rather ruffled looking mixed breed  asked him to come join the others. Cpt. Bly responded by raising his leg and letting go a stream. The other dog, rather than backing off, did the same. Suddenly the pug felt a connection.
Distrust was exhausting and he welcomed the opportunity to let down his guard. He confided that two years before, he had impregnated a wolfhound. The puppies were so ugly, people adopted them and posted them on You Tube. They all got agents and made commercials. I never saw a cent, Cpt. Bly complained.
His new friend only wanted to know how he mounted the other dog. Bly said he hopped up and held on for dear life.He barked happily. His owner, Lucy, could not believe her ears and eyes. She tried to hug him, but he pulled away.Cpt. Bly needed to take things slow. First he'd let her sniff his butt and take it from there.