The astronauts returned to Earth after decades in space and were greeted as heroes. After the celebrations were over, the head of NASA ordered them to his office.
I must inform you of certain changes while you were gone to ease your adaptation into society. They were all ears.
The Cubs won a World Series. The Red Sox won four.
A family called Kardasian made millions in something called reality TV.
Bruce Jenner is now a woman.
Bill Cosby is in jail. Harvey Weinstein is headed there.
Rith Bader Ginzberg is a rock star.
Coffee machines are worshipped.
There are now free range chickens.
Cameras and movies don't use film.
Frank Sinatra and Elizabeth Taylor are dead.
Netflicks, Amazon, driverless cars, and bots are taking over.
Laptops have replaced friendship. Unions are gone.
Donald Trump is President.
Millions of bees have vanished. People blame Trump.
Silence.
Can I have some water, someone said.
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