Roscoe dreamed he was Cyd Charisse dancing with Fred Astaire. He saw himself in fishnet stockings, high heels, doing leg extentions. He woke up thrilled and troubled. Why wasn't he the man?
Following nights had him dreaming of being Ginger Rogers, Ann Miller, DEbbie Reynolds and Chita Rivera.
When he dreamed of being Carmen Miranda it was time to get help.
DR. Anschluss listened quietly before giving his opinion. This was normal, he said. He, himself, often dreamed of being Joan Crawford, Bette Davis, and Rosalind Russell. I wake up refreshed and happy. Sometimes I'll don a garter belt.
Roscoe returned home satisfied. It was time for lessons and lip gloss.
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