They sit in their cars for hours in lots just waiting, waiting for another driver to pull up next to them, open their door and gently tap the door to their car.
Then they jump out all angry and flustered, upset over the 'damage' to their vehicle, not noticable to the naked eye. They demand cash to pay for it. If you refuse, they threaten to call police or store security. Some might break into tears, claiming they just purchased the vehicle. Look at that scratch! What scratch?
Back and forth. You're tired and late, so you give him $20 and leave, shaking your head.
Next day, the bastard is parked in another lot, just sitting there, waiting for another inadvertent door tap. This constitutes their beer money. Such is capitalism.among the 99%
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