Buzzing phones during movies and plays
Tall people arriving late and blocking views
Slurpers. Too much chest hair.
Those who just will not shut up
Horn beepers one second after the light turns green
Fast typers and dictators who must control seating
Dirty curtains
Those with perfect posture who flaunt it
Huggers who hug everyone
Hemp and chia seeds
Feuding parrots
Standing room on buses
Death by avalanche
Feet photos on Facebook
People who grouse about everything
Pointless sentences
Exposed butt cracks
Pandemics
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