Guacamole Dip

Einstein, for all his brilliance, could not create decent guacamole dip. It just lay in the bowl without character. He added spices that only made him sneeze. Poached eggs, beef stew, no problem. But unless he could decipher the mystery of this dip, his Superbowl party would die.
Not even Cran-apple juice could save him.
At the blackboard he tried various calculations, cursing his ineptitude. He much preferred soccer to American football anyway.
He lay in bed filled with worry. Then, like a lightning bolt, it hit him. Deviled eggs! He went on You Tube and watched a how to video. He worked like a madman, created 300 deviled eggs. He tried a few. Delicious!
The fact that he passed wind did not bother him a bit. When guests arrived, he would open all the windows.