Louis, working alone, came up with the diagrams for what became one of the world's great mysteries--the statues on Easter Island. He used his own likeness as a model for these strange creations. Natives thought he was a god and held a festival that lasted three days.
But his mother in law was upset none of the figures had her likeness, nor her daughter's. Her daughter hated her marriage and the island, preferring to stay inside and do yoga. The natives sided with him and sent both women off on a small boat with limited rations.
Sadly, when aliens landed and vaporized Louis, all his records were lost as was his reputation. The aliens worshiped the statues and eventually taught the natives how to make eggplant parmigiana. Louis is lost to history. The statues were bought by Donald Trump. Stay tuned.
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