I just purchased Michelangelo's statue of David on E-bay, all 17000 pounds of it. The seller swears it's the original and who am I to cast doubt? I got a good price, but forgot to factor in UPS delivery cost. I'm going to install it in front of the Hudson County Sewerage Authority building so all can enjoy it. I am truly a man of the people. I may rename it Dave.
Amazing what you can buy online. I bought 70 slightly used vowels for when I play Scrabble. I'm thinking of posting some of my best irony, used only once, just to see what people will bid.
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