There are first kisses and there s MY first kiss. I have a world class tongue. A tongue from heaven. I can do AMAZING things with my tongue. Look at these lips. Soft and full and tender. I say this in all honesty--my first kiss was HUUUGE! Earth shattering, thunder cloud of bliss. It went on and on. Huge. Fire and fury. The girl almost fainted.
Spit? Gobs of spit, high quality, top of the line spit. You wish you had my spit, believe me. I carressed her shoulders with these very hands. Big and soft, just like my amazing lips.
That was one lucky girl. Believe it. Not fake news.
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