Apologies

I have lusted after Angela Lansbury, Ruth Gordon, Betty White, Cloris Leachman
I want to spank Miley Cyrus, Jesse Eisenberg, Helen Mirren, John Goodman
I fantacize about Alfred Hitchcock, the Coen Brothers, Ida Lupino, Lou Costello
I have impure thoughts about Don Cheedle, Dom DeLuise, Dame Judy Dench, Lili Tomlin

So sorry
Deeply embarrassed
I sincerely apologize
I'm so ashamed
 No excuse
This isn't me
 Totally inappropriate
 Please forgive
I'll get help

I was DRUNK, Damn it!