No Threat

I'm always ready with a comeback for a threatening situation. I use guys like you for refrigerator magnets. Which arm won't you been needing?
I see you have too many teeth and wish to lose some.
Let's hug it out. (That's if the others fail.)
Aging turns you into a non threat, especially if you walk slow with a stoop, which I do around cops. At the gym, I am invisible, no competition for the bodybuilders.Woman don't give you a second glance.
The only place I'm a threat is in writers' critique groups, where I take apart submissions, bring tears. You do what you have to for power.
The best way to avoid threats is to stay home. Just like the North Koreans.
Our President loves threatening. He keeps things interesting.