Examples of giving or getting an icy stare
Forget to wipe down equipment at the gym
Nose itch causes me to rub it on sleeve
Old slow moving people while I hold door
On a cell while getting checked out at market
Slurping anything, even gravy
Changing seats on a bus for no reason
A fascination with Jimmy Buffet
Switching my inserts into new sneakers at Foot Locker
Squatting to lift a newspaper
When I rattle my Mentos gum pellet container
Borrowing quarter for the meter more than once a year
When I make a face as you order from the menu
Anyone proudly displaying their coupons
If I regale anyone with tales of six years in the Reserves
A question like 'Have you always had thick ankles?"
When I practice my icy stare in the mirror in public rest rooms
Power walking with tiny hand weights
Counting to myself to pass the time
One long hair on my chin
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