Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Fish Fins

Questions:
Is stroking fish fins perverted? If a fish is born minus fins, is it still a fish? If scientists attach artificial fins, is that fooling with nature? Do fish compare fin size, similar to men comparing equipment?
Are there eating establishments that serve fins as an appetizer?
Do Koreans consume more fins? Will Taylor Swift dedicate an album to the desecration of fish fins among third world countries?
Do fins shrivel up with age?
What if I just licked the fins and stopped if the fish seemed uncomfortable?

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