Wolverines ate my business partner. Greta and I worked from an isolated cabin making crock pots. One morning she ventured out for a walk and was dragged away and eaten.
This was quite upsetting.
I'm trapped inside with no cell connection. These beasts have opened my hood and removed my battery. The temperature is dropping.
I wait for them to mount a charge and burst in. I hope they eat my nose first. Never liked my nose. The wait is killing me. Wish I had Hulu or Netflicks.
Damn real estate agent. I wanted a condo in Ramapo. Instead I get this cabin up in NY state.
One wrong choice and this is what happens.
If I had a pet I'd sacrifice it first.
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