Wedding Invitation

Lou got a wedding invite from Emily, a cousin he hadn't seen inyears. He decided to take Ida, a karaoke
animal.
The event was held in a long dark hall. The priest wore a black hood. All the guests also wore black. He spoke in a strange language on an altar that barely resembled a traditional one. All the food contained eyeballs and the alcohol was very strong.
At one point Ida was dragged onto the altar and stripped, while chanting echoed through the hall. Six women with feathers tickled her mercilessly until she lost consciousness.
The lights went out and Lou ran for his life. Ida won't return his calls a week later.
There was no line dancing.
He never did congratulate Emily.