Saturday, May 5, 2018

Sloppy Waitress

Tabasco sauce on her uniform.
Forgot my menu.
Chewed gum.
Made a face when I asked for water.
Spilled said water.
Suggested the tuna melt when they had no tuna.
Thought Rueben was the cook they fired.
Brought me diet soda.
Mentioned my belly fat.
Refused to serve me fries.
Tied my bib way too tight.
Made me lick honey mustard.
Had a squashed tomato stuck to butt.
Probably spit on my sandwich.
Forgot to say have a nice day.

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