Coveted Membership

I wanted to belong to Narcoleptic International so bad. Twelve times I applied and was turned down. The qualifications were stringent. One must have proof one fell asleep on public transportation, in church, on the toilet, at the podium, showering, walking the dog, eating, having sex, beach combing, etc.
If you have recorded proof of snoring, that helps.
Finally, on my 13th try, I was accepted. I got the notice from Brussels. I was so excited, I had to pee. As you might expect, I dozed off in the middle. That's a downside of this condition.
Now I am going to try to get through this post without...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.