Baby Duty

Rolf's concept of child care at his facility revolved around responsibility. Babies under his care were required to roll over four times an hour. Pacifiers were to be secured inside the mouth. If they fell out that was three demerits. Babbling was strictly limited and no babbles could be repeated. Dribblinbg and chin drool meant another demerit.
Only three hiccups per child per day. No screaming unless being stuck by a safety pin. Absolutely no coughing without reason.Crawling should ensue at a designated time. Each child, at some point, is expected to change their own diaper. He does allow unlimited giggling. But reckless leg kicking and arm waving will not be tolerated. It wastes energy needed for eyeball rolling.