Why am I here, Lenny?
You are my investment advisor.
I told you to buy shares in Tesla. Did you listen?
No. I saw a better opportunity.
Did you consult with me?
No. I was sure this would grow.
You lost your shirt.
That's one way of putting it. I crave the thrill of risk.
Tell me about this company.
Dallinger--Del Priore Dry Wit Inc. They sell dry wit globally. There's a need.
Most people do not get dry wit. They want dirty jokes and slapstick.
I also invested in Selinger Enterprises. They offer ballroom dancing and hair restoration.
Join my Fantasy Football League. There's a draft coming up.
You're gas lighting me.
No, that was dry wit.
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