Morris popped out of his hole and asked 'Where is everybody?' All he saw was bubble wrap and confetti.The pigeons look lost. Where are the old people? Why are those birds circling? Cats hide in bushes, dogs whimper. Am I in a dream?
Maybe I came out the wrong hole. Wait. There's Elinor and Rudy popping out of their holes. Everyone looks confused. It smells of burnt human flesh. Did they blow each other up?
The four groundhogs could figure out nothing because they had very small brains. So they played cards while the rest of the animal world realized they could defecate wherever they wanted.
They did notice lots of shoes and sneakers. Whoever took the humans must have had lots of suction power.
Morris wondered if there was anyone left to tickle him.
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