Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Parent and Child

I am not a parent, but there would be no negotiation with my child. If I got backtalk I'd drag the ungrateful kid to a shed and lock him in there with hungry ferrets.
Then I'd post photos on the Internet and ask for offers. I guarantee the next time I give an order I'd get respect. Or maybe the kid would come at me with a machete.
Or I could forget all that cruelty and ask a nun to come over and let her do a number on him with her ruler.
Once you train them, you have a decade's worth of cheap labor.

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