Sunday, June 5, 2016

What Government Cannot Do

Get me a date with Michelle Williams
Eliminate the barking dog upstairs
Teach pigeons how to clean up after themselves
Cancel the Kardashians
Figure out what to cook in my crockpot
Remove my liver spots
Ban kazoos and cabaret singers
Elevate poets to their rightful place in society
Provide a monthly stipend for flash fiction writers
Explain Adam Sandler's popularity

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