Tall people annoy me. They always seem like they're looking down on you. They block views at events. When you're in line behind them and they pass wind, you get it right in the face. They have huge hands and feet and you can't keep up with them. They get promoted faster than short people.
I prefer socializing with folks my size, the ones I can hug. We make good wrestlers and gymnasts. Snipers can't target us as well. My four month old nephew sucks his foot. I've been working on that and come pretty close.
Plus we don't bump our heads as much. Tall people should have their own territory away from the rest of us.
God, I hate when they pat your head.
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