Saturday, April 7, 2018

Yoga Lust

Charles decided to try yoga. He wasn't very good at it, but which ever pose he adopted he could see other bodies at strange slanted angles. This gave him inspiration to try different positions with his wife, He bought her orange yoga pants and convinced to go along with his experiment.
Poor woman. The geometry used caused her pain and she wound up being diagnosed with a convoluted vertebrae. His mother in law was furious. Medical bills caused them to fall behind on their mortgage. They had to pull their kid out of private school and enroll them in a public hellhole where said kid had his phone stolen and got a black eye.
Charles gave up yoga and took courses in auto mechanics. His own dog hated him. He lost his sex drive. Charles, not the dog.

2 comments:

  1. Great post! Thanks! I almost choked reading it. I was caught somewhat off guard and blow Coke out of my nose. I've been told the opposite works better!

    Note to self: Put your drink down before reading a blog and swallow what's in your mouth.

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