As your new Sec. of the Interior let me reassure you we have the world's greatest forests, much better than Europe. But I think we can get better.
Here are some suggestions:
Paint all mushrooms to eliminate blandness
Train flying squirrels to perform dangerous leaps in tandem
Carve sculptures of dead celebs on trees like Don Rickles
Subsidize bow and arrow hunters
Name every bear
Organize frogs into choral groups
Create an elite tic fighting team
Declare Dragon flies a national treasure
Establish one taco stand somewhere in each forest
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