Monday, October 8, 2018

Future Car

Comes with a six foot tall model.
Emits powerful perfume if you pass gas.
Responds to your meaningless babble.
Can elevate over traffic.
Can play recording if stopped by cop explaining driver doesn't understand English.
Automatic shift direction for small animals
Clean up system for small animals who move too slow
Never runs over traffic cones without an apology.
Lets you know if you are leaking.
Plays Twitter posts of Elon Musk.
Refuses to play Michael Bolton music.
Heals its own scratches.
It's horn sounds like Adele.

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