Among the beautiful rolling hills, there are monsters, white men from Albany led by the salivating ogre Cuomo. They charge downstate, howling and raging for more taxes from the citizens. Insatiable, they rip through Gotham, driving people underground. They ate the mayor and his council.
People fled to NJ, only to discover they had their own monsters from Trenton. NY monsters declared it a sanctuary state, allowing refugees to stream in, providing more tax nourishment. One of these interlopers ate Liza Minnelli.
If only the good people of Buffalo and Syracuse would band together and destroy the Albany monsters. Who will protect the Five Boroughs from economic devastation? One voice calls out--I WILL!- Bernie Sanders rises above the rubble.wielding his statistics like a saber.
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