Two men in uniform came to Rod's door and informed him they found his boat. They also said they found the largest piece of pepperoni they had ever seen on deck. Rod said he enjoyed spicy Italian food and mentioned the package of pepper jack cheese.
We will ignore said cheese and focus on the other, they said. We have an eye witness who claims you were using the pepperoni in a salacious way. I beg to differ, said Rod. How could anyone see that far out? She has a state of the art pair of binoculars, they responded. This is a family resort, as you know. Your personal tendencies are your business, except when you are in the public domain. We'll have to take you into Park Ranger HQ for further questioning and DNA testing.
May I at least take a cucumber to munch on?
Slice it first.
Boy, what a guy has to do just to go boating.
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