Thursday, November 5, 2015

Two Ideas

China has adopted the two child policy. We should take a page from their book and begin the Two Idea Policy. Every adult would be allowed to express only two ideas throughout his lifetime. No more. This would clear the air of all the nonsense and unclog all our social systems that have put us in this national mess.
Because I've expressed this idea, that means I would have only one idea left in my life to communicate to others. You're breathing a sigh of relief. See? It works.
We have all sorts of creative thinking outside the box. What we don't have is ideas that actually work. We wouldn't have so many contentious debates about who is right. The punishment for blurting out  more than two ideas would be something along the lines of being forced to attend think sessions among Saturday Night Live writers.

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