All hell broke loose. Drunks dropped trou and yodeled. Women clawed at the hot bartender. The bouncers threw each other out. The floor was wet and sticky, Rhesus monkeys hung from ceiling lights and defecated on passed out revelers. The paper towels were set on fire.
Police, EMS and firemen arrived. A priest stood outside and prayed. It took hours for order to be restored.
I'm begging you, Joe, choose another town for a reading and book signing. The firemen let all your books go up in flame as a precaution. Too little, too late.
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