He has a huge mower, ridiculous for the size of the lawn. Benny has the largest goldfish bowl in the city. Two trucks in the driveway. Top of the line home entertainment system. The biggest fireplace I've ever seen.
His chainsaw could take down a redwood. He tips the mailman $75 on holidays. Strings 3000 lights outside. He's an investment big shot. The bling on his wife is blinding. She probably has 50 pairs of shoes.
His dog is a mean wolfhound that makes pedestrians cross the street.
I think he must have a tiny penis.
There's a rumor he might buy our library and turn it into a dance studio. All his moves are exaggerated on the dance floor.
I'll bet I have way more chest hair.
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