Showing posts with label Car Alarm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Car Alarm. Show all posts

Sunday, May 5, 2019

Car Alarm

The damn car alarm would not shut off. Hour after hour. Right under my window. I couldn't even hear the TV. Why doesn't someone call the police?
One AM and still it blows. I saw cherry blossoms covering it. Could those feathery things be triggering it? Why doesn't the owner come and fix it?
I want to dial 1-800 Car Whisperer, but there is no such thing.
This is why people go quietly insane.
Finally, it stops and all is quiet. I don't have to go down there and leave a nasty note on the windshield. He might come after me with a machete. This is Hudson County.