Showing posts with label Kate Moss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kate Moss. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Kate Moss

Kate Moss moved upstairs from me. This was unexpected. I happened to see her pulling into my parking space. I decided to avoid a confrontation and parked a block away.
She's not a very big woman, but has a heavy footstep. I can hear her pacing back and forth all day. Nights, she is always out. Sometimes she looks really extraordinary and sometimes she looks like a slob. She never empties her mailbox. I have to do it for her. The hall smells of cigarette smoke.
She's polite, using that gap tooth smile to charm. Her kid is brought over almost every day, but I think she lives elsewhere. She doesn't ever bring men home. I was thinking of asking her out. There's an age difference and she has way more money than me. But I have a college degree and write short stories. She doesn't.
One time she asked if I had any crackers. I gave her a whole box of Saltines. In retrospect I should have only given her some. I'm not going to see those crackers again.
I wonder what she's doing in New Jersey. She saw me in my undershirt today and kind of gave me the eye. Good thing I sucked in my stomach. I noticed she does get food caught in that tooth gap. Peppers and cole slaw, licorice especially.