That is the sign above the washers in my laundry room. These are state of the art, front loaded models that require only one eighth of a cup of detergent. Otherwise one's clothes can be damaged or smell bad or something else horrible. Also, do not use regular detergent. Use a detergent I've never heard of or seen anywhere.
Why did I never notice this sign? For nine years I've been using a full cup of 99 cent detergent. I LIKE watching the suds and bubbles. It calms me. I did not request these super washers that barely need sustenance. I just want all my stains removed. I want my clothes to smell good. I want a dryer that actually dries.
What if there are hidden cameras in this place? The condo board would have evidence I violated the suds rule. Used unauthorized detergent. I can say for certain, I'm not the only one. If they try to pin anything on me, fine or imprison me, I will give up names in a heartbeat. Especially Mrs. Ortiz, who never times her removals accurately and screams at you if you dare take out her wash before she gets there.
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