My baseball cap makes me look gangsta. My fishing hat turns me into Woody Allen. Comfort is my guiding principle. Not so for women, who are dressed by sadistic men wearing ascots and too much moisturizer.
Women should just dress in layers that hang there without regard for hemlines, seams, big shoulders or plunging cleavage, the single biggest cause of strep throat in females. Who cares if it hangs right as long as it hangs.
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