Salad

Toss in peanuts, lettuce and bacon bits. Add tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, red and green peppers
Olives, lots of pitless olives. mix it up good.
add my grandmother's special dressing, which i kept in a freezer in my basement for over a decade.
six friends coming over for dinner. ready to serve.
then i remembered grandpa keeled over and died after eating her salad. grandma collected all the insurance money.
oh well. i didn't say they were good friends.