He was having a midlife crisis. Is this all I am? Destroyer of trees? They say I'm performing a service. Creating jobs. But my nightmares of being strangled by tree branches, being choked by leaves say different.
What else could I have done with my life? I am a powerful man with the intelligence of a muskrat.
No one criticizes beavers, who build faulty,sloppy construction. I'm not a sadist, have never destroyed a single flower. You're thinking maybe my big axe compensates for a tiny penis. Yeah? Stick around and I'll show you some real wood.
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