Gwen must have slipped it into my Snapple. She is capable of that. I design gazebos and this drug made me hyper creative, my pen flying across the page. In two hours I had 18 designs.
But a side effect was an uncontrollable urge to line dance. I ran into the street, grabbed strangers and begged them to accommodate me. I was arrested and Gwen had to bail me out, feigning innocence. I watch her closely now, especially at eating time.
The upside is one of my designs was bought and now I have money for cowboy boots, hat, plaid shirt, thin tie, and a wide belt. I walk the streets late at night seeking fellow line dance impulsive types. You can tell by the look in their beady eyes.
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