Here is how I earn respect.
Use big words in long sentences.
I never laugh, only chuckle and nod.
My posture is an art form.
Long pauses while making a point.
I know cheese.
I blow my nose in a perfect handkerchief which I toss away because I always have a back up.
My back scratching leads women into tremors and soft moaning.I change my oil without losing a drop.
I offer unsolicited advice to young adults.
I can grow a gotee whenever I want.
My guacamole dip will make you gasp.
Just watch me change lanes.
All my cummerbunds are silk.
No one can lick an ice cream cone with my panache.
I can spell panache..
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