Polypfind

There is a new search engine--polypfind, which can locate polyps in anyone within a five mile radius. It lists number, size and type.
For a fee, Wally promised these people he would share their polyp information. This worked for nasal and colon ones. One could determine who needed sinus surgery and colonoscopies. Of course a good ENT person could go into the nose with a polyp popper laser and solve the problem in seconds.
Cystfinder, another new search engine, was not quite as popular because cysts were not as disgusting as polyps.
Should people buy their own polypfinder search engine? The problem was Frito Eisenberg, its creator suffered from headaches and only created ten. None were for sale.The polyp sufferers envied the cyst people as you might expect.
Wally was lucky enough to own an Eisenberg Model 1700 Cystfinder engine on his laptop. If he could afford a three D printer, he would duplicate it and live happily ever after.