My poultry are getting too fat. Maybe I keep them penned in too much without exercising. I called in Boris, known for his farm animal exercise programs. He lined up all my chickens and turkeys and ordered push ups and sit ups. We need to do some serious core work, he barked.
Ernie, my rooster, sat it out with a groin pull. Probably fooling around in the hen house. I believe Boris when he claims inside a month they'll be lean and mean.
My wife objects. She feeds the pigs and goats and doesn't understand different species need a different approach.
I had a beer right in front of my exhausted poultry. I do have a sadistic streak.
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