Saturday, March 4, 2017

No Logic

Logically you put the pickles next to the relish and other condiments. But Joe was in a rut, stagnating and decided to shake things up by reorganizing his fridge. Maybe his writer's bpock would end.
He moved the vegetables out of the vegetable bin and spread them on all shelves. He yanked the link sausage out of the freezer and stuck them next to the milk and grabbed the avocados off the top of the fridge and stuck them in the fruit bin. All logic was tossed out and nothing was where it should be.
He still could not write. So he drove to his writer's support group and moved people out of their seats and into the hall.
At one point he saw Rose picking lint off her sweater and it hit him. Attack of the Sweater Lint. A trilogy. Yes, a logical evolution. Rose would get 10%.

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