Saturday, March 11, 2017

Objections

Lisa's dad was upset. Phil's 17 year old daughter was leaving for school wearing a revealing blouse with low cleavage.
"Go back upstairs and change, young lady. I will not have you out in public looking like that."
"Get with the times, dad. Women make their own choices now. We have the freedom to dress how we wish. We make our own standards."
Phil sighed and fumed. He had raised a stubborn girl.
Lisa strapped on her backpack, grabbed her pogo stick and pogoed 16 blocks to school.
There were four car accidents involving male drivers that morning.
That night, over his objection, his wife led them into seeing Moonlight instead of Kong-Skull Island.
Her rationale was it won Best Picture. His excuse was lots of large beasts eating each other. Women just do not understand.

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